“My life story is the story of everyone I've ever met.”

photos from chicago, minneapolis, eau claire, also ernest hemingway's childhood home.

me beating all the teens at go-karts

me beating all the teens at go-karts.

me trying to get a driver's license with a school ID and a postcard that says "travel through time with me" in place of a birth certificate and social security card.

me dying laughing from texting fake trauma-ramas to sarah.

me writing stories where the characters keep hugging each other.

me giving up social media AND watching tv shows or movies for the month of March, so me having nights in my apartment where i'll be reading like 6 books at once.

me holding eye contact for just a moment too long.

me neglecting this blog for no good reason other than i've been immersing myself in school and also life.

February doesn't even exist to this blog. it just skips from January to March. if your birthday was in February, you were never born. you don't exist.

in February i was like, i'm going to do yoga everyday and i'm going to floss everyday. and i did yoga zero times but i did have a yoga dvd from the library in my possession for like the entire month. my dentist gave me this special tool for flossing your back teeth which is actually a weapon because my dentist clearly wants me dead. 26-year-old female, dead from flossing. just imagine...

so this is how my semester is going:

• very well :o) :o) :o) love to make bullets for just one thing.

i'm in 3 art history classes which are all super interesting. i'm in creative writing where everything i turn in is about love and ghosts and los angeles and waffle house. also i'm in ~*~film photography~*~ which is excellent and challenging.

cool racy's update: guy in front of me is unashamedly skyping out loud right now. why is he doing that, should i start skyping too? should we all just start skyping.

:0(

y'all

it is straight WINTER up in eau claire

; 0 (((((((((((((((

mcdonalds of the future

got a roll of film developed and i'm looking at the pictures thinking "oh ok why did i ever think it was a good idea to take a picture of that" 

here they are in all their glory

good exposure

...

*doesn't even bother to rotate the vertical ones*

nothing

........

lol

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MY ARTISIC VISION

me

all are me

oh ok

should i transcribe the breakup that is happening literally 3 feet away from me at racy's right now or would that be rude.

both are crying. 

i am staring intently at my computer screen but it's hard to ignore.

ur philosophy for the new year

hello,

i used to think brushing my teeth while taking a shower was soooOOooOooOo cool and smart, but consider THIS: even though it is fun to just let your mouth hang open and drool all over your face while enthusiastically scrubbing your teeth, it is such a waste of a precious and finite resource the good ol' water aka H2O aka dihydrogen monoxide aka agua. when brushing your teeth near a sink you are only running a small stream of water for like a few seconds to rinse your toothbrush, but in the shower you are just standing there letting a whole shower of water cascade down your perfect megan-fox body while brushing your teeth for a full minute because you learned to do that after watching that cartoon where the kid eats an apple. does anyone know what i'm talking about. he eats an apple and then takes a drink from a water fountain. anyway it is a total waste of water and i am never doing it again. 

another cool way to save water is to cry a lot and collect all your tears and use those for washing dishes.

love,

lizzie, the overthinker.

QUEENS OF THE INTERNET

here is a kewl cellphone pic of me + amy lookin so fly and showing off our craft night creationz.

edited + replaced

happppy nw yr

hello i am updating this two days in a row.  happy new year to all y'all xox

i tried to quickly make a resolution this morning when i woke up and i decided it should be No Complaining 2013 but i instantly forgot when my mom made me take the lights off the tree this morning and what ensued can only be described as a complain-fest. sorry oops.
forgot to mention that upon entering my parents house last weekend i instantly became 16 again, complete with moodiness n ~teen attitude~ n following my mom around target.

anyway then i changed my new years resolution to be eat a fancy cake, you know those little cakes that come in packages of two and they have white icing and are white. you know those. well i already ate one so i guess i'm good for the year then.

remember when i used to make monthly goals LOL ambition and drive. since i moved to wisconsin my goals for every month have been Live On Your Own Without Dying And Also Put 100% Effort Into All School Things which i have actually successfully met. i love school y'all.

also wondering how i am even alive after consuming only sugar or things that will quickly be converted into sugar for the past 5 days. ok actually 5 months.

also i just reblogged a bunch o' cool pics on my tumblr if you want to look at those.

bye