Friday, January 4, 2013

ur philosophy for the new year

hello,

i used to think brushing my teeth while taking a shower was soooOOooOooOo cool and smart, but consider THIS: even though it is fun to just let your mouth hang open and drool all over your face while enthusiastically scrubbing your teeth, it is such a waste of a precious and finite resource the good ol' water aka H2O aka dihydrogen monoxide aka agua. when brushing your teeth near a sink you are only running a small stream of water for like a few seconds to rinse your toothbrush, but in the shower you are just standing there letting a whole shower of water cascade down your perfect megan-fox body while brushing your teeth for a full minute because you learned to do that after watching that cartoon where the kid eats an apple. does anyone know what i'm talking about. he eats an apple and then takes a drink from a water fountain. anyway it is a total waste of water and i am never doing it again. 

another cool way to save water is to cry a lot and collect all your tears and use those for washing dishes.

love,
lizzie, the overthinker.

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