i wish i had shoes that looked like this

my contribution to Amy Treme's installation for the art show next week, a page of my journal from when i was 11. what comfortable looking shoes those are.

oh hi

in case you are visiting this blog that i started in april FOR GOODNESS SAKEZ...

basically these are the only worthwhile things i've posted.

this one and this one

welcome 2 my new blog y'all. teen dolphin xoxox

~*personal brand*~

the look my gynocologist gave me after i asked her if she thought it'd be a good idea if i started cutting my birth control pills in half to save money

sarah's and my borderline lesbian past:

my really awesome coworker Sarah's collection of Sarah Michelle Gellar magazine pictures

and i'm proud to display my very own Mandy Moore magazine cover wall-display (incomplete, and resurrected for the sake of this photograph.)

sadly the rest of my full-page-spread mandy moore pictures were removed from my bedroom wall and recycled sometime around age 16, along with my mandy moore calenders from years 2001 and 2002 and my entire collection of anything mandy moore was ever paid to endorse (although i do still unashamedly own a VHS tape of every television appearance she had in 2002). my compulsive need to bring pictures of mandy to my hairdresser has ended and i no longer post her song lyrics on my AIM profile, but i still think she's babelicious and totally respectable.

i was happy to learn of sarah's obsessh with SMG becasue it made me feel like less of a teenage creep weirdo.

did you guys have ~strong admirations on the verge of lesbian crushes~ on female celebrities when you were teenagers?

did you ever overhear your parents asking each other if they thought that was normal and wonder aloud why you had neutrogena advertisements posted all over your bedroom wall?

did you guys go on a trip to dallas with your friends when you were 14 and meet these *older guys* at the hotel hot tub and tell them your name was mandy? no?

what about going on message boards and chat rooms when you had your ~emachines~ and pretending to be mandy moore? no? oh ok

june disposable pixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

zeeb at g8rz n frnds

cemetery tours 2k12

greenwood flea market

post-zumba ghostcicles

just me n my coworkers cleanin up toyzzz at the salvation army

me in the pool

me not knowing better than to wear these shoes to an event where i would be standing for hours

my brothers the avett brothers my literal brothers biological and everything

cool ideas inspired by my trip to six flags yesterday:

• an wild new theme park called Suicide Rides! the most popular rollercoaster is called ***The Danger Dangler*** and you get strapped in by your ankles so you're hanging upside down. While you experience the ride of your life, you smash skulls with the passengers beside you and/or dislocate your neck and all your other limbs. xox. other rides include the Fumigator, Bumper Airplanes, and The Feast of Flesh.
• new hobby: buy a season pass to six flags and go everyday. don't ride any rides, just stand there and watch the screens that show pictures of people on the rollercoasters all day.
• walk in the opposite direction of each ride screaming THIS RIDE JUST SHUT DOWN Y'ALL
• here is the logo for suicide rides