cool ideas inspired by my trip to six flags yesterday:

• an wild new theme park called Suicide Rides! the most popular rollercoaster is called ***The Danger Dangler*** and you get strapped in by your ankles so you're hanging upside down. While you experience the ride of your life, you smash skulls with the passengers beside you and/or dislocate your neck and all your other limbs. xox. other rides include the Fumigator, Bumper Airplanes, and The Feast of Flesh.
• new hobby: buy a season pass to six flags and go everyday. don't ride any rides, just stand there and watch the screens that show pictures of people on the rollercoasters all day.
• walk in the opposite direction of each ride screaming THIS RIDE JUST SHUT DOWN Y'ALL
• here is the logo for suicide rides