Sunday, March 10, 2013
daylite savingz time
cool tip for handling the difficult spring-forward time change:
accidentally set the time on your phone ahead two hours instead of one. your mom calls and is like "don't forget that it's actually 10:30 not 9:30". you are like "lol mom it's 11:30." she is like no. you confuse her so she asks your dad. they are both confused now. no one knows the fucking time. eventually you find out that it is in fact 10:30. you set your clock back, so it feels like you gain an hour instead of lose one!! what a fun trick! ;)
Friday, March 8, 2013
“My life story is the story of everyone I've ever met.”
photos from chicago, minneapolis, eau claire, also ernest hemingway's childhood home.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
me beating all the teens at go-karts
me beating all the teens at go-karts.
me trying to get a driver's license with a school ID and a postcard that says "travel through time with me" in place of a birth certificate and social security card.
me dying laughing from texting fake trauma-ramas to sarah.
me writing stories where the characters keep hugging each other.
me giving up social media AND watching tv shows or movies for the month of March, so me having nights in my apartment where i'll be reading like 6 books at once.
me holding eye contact for just a moment too long.
me neglecting this blog for no good reason other than i've been immersing myself in school and also life.
February doesn't even exist to this blog. it just skips from January to March. if your birthday was in February, you were never born. you don't exist.
in February i was like, i'm going to do yoga everyday and i'm going to floss everyday. and i did yoga zero times but i did have a yoga dvd from the library in my possession for like the entire month. my dentist gave me this special tool for flossing your back teeth which is actually a weapon because my dentist clearly wants me dead. 26-year-old female, dead from flossing. just imagine...
so this is how my semester is going:
me trying to get a driver's license with a school ID and a postcard that says "travel through time with me" in place of a birth certificate and social security card.
me dying laughing from texting fake trauma-ramas to sarah.
me writing stories where the characters keep hugging each other.
me giving up social media AND watching tv shows or movies for the month of March, so me having nights in my apartment where i'll be reading like 6 books at once.
me holding eye contact for just a moment too long.
me neglecting this blog for no good reason other than i've been immersing myself in school and also life.
February doesn't even exist to this blog. it just skips from January to March. if your birthday was in February, you were never born. you don't exist.
in February i was like, i'm going to do yoga everyday and i'm going to floss everyday. and i did yoga zero times but i did have a yoga dvd from the library in my possession for like the entire month. my dentist gave me this special tool for flossing your back teeth which is actually a weapon because my dentist clearly wants me dead. 26-year-old female, dead from flossing. just imagine...
so this is how my semester is going:
- very well :o) :o) :o) love to make bullets for just one thing.
i'm in 3 art history classes which are all super interesting. i'm in creative writing where everything i turn in is about love and ghosts and los angeles and waffle house. also i'm in ~*~film photography~*~ which is excellent and challenging.
cool racy's update: guy in front of me is unashamedly skyping out loud right now. why is he doing that, should i start skyping too? should we all just start skyping.
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