My bike was parked in a very high-traffic area on campus YET SOME WISE GUY THOUGHT IT'D BE A NEAT IDEA TO STEAL MY V NICE BIKE LIGHT.
Here are some ways for him/her to die by indirect means of this unfortunate theft:
1. they sell the bike light, the money they receive is laced with ricin >;)
2. they try to use the bike light, put it on the strobe effect, have a stroke >;)
3. they are running away after stealing it, a bear mistakes them for dinner >;)
4. the bike light is actually a bait explosive >;)
5. they use the bike light confidentally, thinks they are safe, i find them, unleash my baby turtles on them >;)
6. they are on their way to sell the light at a pawn shop, the world ends before they get there >;)
7. they use the bike light, it stops working, they crash into a tree in the dark >;)
8. they trip while carrying it, it gets lodged in their brain through their eye socket >;)
9. they use the light on their own bike, an alien is attracted to its extreme and impressive brightness, they are abducted by aliens and never seen again >;)
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new orleans!!
when I went home to Louisiana at the beginning of summer, my super cool friend Kelly and I took a road trip to New Orleans :)
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